you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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