I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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