I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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