I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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