are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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