i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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