he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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