...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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