Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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