its not stalking. its research.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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