arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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