She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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