no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My ATM looks so different sober.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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