Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He shit in the fireplace
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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