My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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