you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's just like the Real World with babies
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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