I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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