Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
There r osticjed everywhere
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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