so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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