there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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