Sry I called you an 8
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We need to rekindle our bromance
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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