if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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