A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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