Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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