office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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