i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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