ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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