She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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