You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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