Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
birth control should be required to get into college
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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