kristin has been a bad kristin
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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