? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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