so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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