the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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