Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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