I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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