He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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