There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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