Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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