I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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