Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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