I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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