you guys were way drunker than both of me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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