I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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