i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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