So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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