You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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