Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize
