today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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