I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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