Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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