Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Someone stole a lamp last night.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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