I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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