the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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