I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Farmville is her only friend.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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